Five Songs to Fry Your Aux Cord

Five Songs to Fry Your Aux Cord

The blood and lifeline of a car trip, it is handed around the car so that all the homies can partake in playing their sweet jams until some shitter plays Nickleback then the aux cord is immediately yanked and not to be returned to said homie. — Urban Dictionary,...
Low Horizon – All I Want

Low Horizon – All I Want

If you’re three weeks into a relationship and haven’t been ghosted, you’re probably good for at least another month. Three weeks is long enough for your current interest to make a thorough background check on you, including the requisite stalking on...
Troy Santolla – Can’t Have You

Troy Santolla – Can’t Have You

Sometimes he awoke in the morning and felt nothing; his soul leaped, for he thought he was free; he loved no longer; but in a little while, as he grew wide awake, the pain settled in his heart, and he knew that he was not cured yet. — W. Somerset Maugham, Of...
Facebook Makes Me Nervous

Facebook Makes Me Nervous

Facebook makes me nervous. I used Facebook for a while, and then I stopped using it. And when I started using it again, they had made a few updates. And, since then, I’ve always had the feeling that I’m doing something wrong. I have these two Facebook...