John M – Alive

John M – Alive

In a certain sense the phrase 'I am still alive' can never be sent as it cannot be received by the addressee instantaneously. It is only valid at the very instant that it is being written, and in the very next second it is no longer a certainty... It is a sentence of...

There Once Was A Deer From Australia

There Once Was A Deer From Australia

An Original Limerick in Four Stanzasby Reverb Raccoon There once was a deer from AustraliaWho developed a taste for azaleasBut he couldn’t find noneFrom Perth to MelbourneSo he caught the next plane for Georgia Upon seeing the azaleas in bloomThe deer immediately...

Vary Landers – I Did I Do I Will

Vary Landers – I Did I Do I Will

Human relations are like the irregular verbs in a number of languages where nearly all verbs are irregular. -- Søren Kierkegaard Kierkegaard proposed to Regine Olsen as she played the piano. 'Oh! What do I care for music?' he shouted over the strains of nineteenth...

Atomic Cafe – Peachy Keen

Atomic Cafe – Peachy Keen

Aristotle defined a mixture as a substance whose ingredients alter each other until the individual elements cease to exist. Yet he also believed that it's possible to separate the components from the solution. Natural philosophers have struggled for the past...

Five Songs to Fry Your Aux Cord

Five Songs to Fry Your Aux Cord

The blood and lifeline of a car trip, it is handed around the car so that all the homies can partake in playing their sweet jams until some shitter plays Nickleback then the aux cord is immediately yanked and not to be returned to said homie. -- Urban Dictionary,...

Low Horizon – All I Want

Low Horizon – All I Want

If you're three weeks into a relationship and haven't been ghosted, you're probably good for at least another month. Three weeks is long enough for your current interest to make a thorough background check on you, including the requisite stalking on social media and...

Troy Santolla – Can’t Have You

Troy Santolla – Can’t Have You

Sometimes he awoke in the morning and felt nothing; his soul leaped, for he thought he was free; he loved no longer; but in a little while, as he grew wide awake, the pain settled in his heart, and he knew that he was not cured yet. -- W. Somerset Maugham, Of Human...

Facebook Makes Me Nervous

Facebook Makes Me Nervous

Facebook makes me nervous. I used Facebook for a while, and then I stopped using it. And when I started using it again, they had made a few updates. And, since then, I've always had the feeling that I'm doing something wrong. I have these two Facebook pages and...

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