Christopher James – Dead Guy Tour

Christopher James – Dead Guy Tour

True Story: In 1911, a fellow in Oklahoma named Elmer McCurdy set out to rob a train that was rumored to be hauling $400,000. Unfortunately, he robbed the wrong train and made off with the enormous sum of $46. A few days later he was tracked down by a posse and shot...
Matty Sheets – Rough Times

Matty Sheets – Rough Times

Hey, dog, how was your day? Rough, rough!  “Rough Times,” by Matty Sheets, is about… well, I probably don’t have to tell you what it’s about. We start out camping behind a deli, progress to sleeping on cardboard, and end up in the...
iwannadieinmysleep – road

iwannadieinmysleep – road

It belongs to the imperfection of everything human that man can only attain his desire by passing through its opposite. – Kierkegaard Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the...
Kelvin Candela – Kingdom Come

Kelvin Candela – Kingdom Come

Kaitlyn, a second-grader at Sally Ride Elementary School, has announced that she will draw a horse during this morning’s Art and Creativity period. The announcement was made near the bulletin board, to a small gathering of students and supporters. “I usually draw a...
Mt. St. Melon – Our Underwear

Mt. St. Melon – Our Underwear

Regular readers of this blog (both of them, if we include the cat) are familiar with the genre known as Underwear Music: songs that a person writes and records while sitting on their bed in their underwear following a breakup. I suppose the definition can be expanded...