by Milkshake | Nov 24, 2014 | Features, Guest Posts
Welcome back cats, kittens, lovers and other strangers! It’s me again. The cat. The Food Guy and I just returned from Perth! That’s in Australia which is near the bottom of the world! When I first got off the plane I was holding on tight with my claws because I didn’t...
by Charles Norman | Sep 7, 2014 | Features
What is it about relationships? At the beginning, you feel like the king of the fuckin’ universe. By the time it ends, you feel like a bucket of puke. And why do we always picture the Other Person as a glass of milk? You stalk her on Facebook, check her Twitter feed,...
by Milkshake | Aug 31, 2014 | Features, Guest Posts
Welcome back cats, kittens, lovers and other strangers. It’s me again. Milkshake. The cat. Well, it finally happened. The Food Guy put Fluffy and me into our pet carriers, packed us into the back seat of his car, and drove us all from the little town of LaGrange,...
by Charles Norman | Jul 1, 2014 | Features
My dad rose from the couch and stomped across the room to the television. Ignoring the announcer’s exhortation – “Don’t touch that dial!” – he dialed through the three channels that beamed out from Nashville to our home in the hills of the Upper Cumberland. Channel 4,...
by Milkshake | Jun 15, 2014 | Features, Guest Posts
I first heard of Brian Harding in late 2009. The Food Guy went to the Austin City Limits Festival and came back talking about this band called Hymns that had backed Daniel Johnston. The Food Guy said Daniel Johnston is a good songwriter but that his live performance...
by Charles Norman | May 24, 2014 | Features
Hey, cats! What do you want to do tonight? Oh yeah, I know what you want to do. You want to watch the chipmunks on the front porch. In an act that made me question my professionally-questioned sanity, I spread some corn and sunflower seeds outside my porch window. Not...
