Feral Conservatives – Here’s To Almost

Feral Conservatives – Here’s To Almost

“Why are you dodging like this? They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” – The almost-last words of Union General John Sedgwick before getting shot in the head Everyone can use a little Almost. The bullet almost missed General Sedgwick...
Troy Santolla – Frat Rap

Troy Santolla – Frat Rap

Troy Santolla is young, semi-good-looking, and a Kappa Sigma at Appalachian State. And that combination has him pulling mad numbers of bitches. As Troy tells us in his new single, “Frat Rap,” he’s ballin’ 24/7 and enjoying every second of it....
Found Objects

Found Objects

He came in late one afternoon hot from football practice and raided the Kappa Alpha icebox. He also ate a dozen bananas and washed ’em down with a pint of whiskey. An hour later he was dead. It wasn’t sad at all. – From Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee This week...
Static in Verona – Odd Anthem

Static in Verona – Odd Anthem

What is your Go-To Music, the sounds you crank up when it’s Headphone Time in the Cubicle, when the traffic grinds to a halt for no apparent reason, when the biography of Harry Truman that you are determined to finish needs a soundtrack, when you check Google...